airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?
me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*
airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW
me: but i am
*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*
armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?
me: i dont know its a surprise!!
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