HEY HOE

1. First impression: hope we met in like the sixth grade i don’t know how you expect me to remember this wtf. i always thought you were really smart and kind of quiet.

2. Truth is: I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE SMART PART BUT YOU ARE NOT QUIET you ended up becoming one of my best friends and i can’t even imagine living without you in my life anymore. i know we’ll be friends forever and i honestly believe that with all my heart. you’re gonna be my bridesmaid and all that shit.

3. How old do you look: u look like 19 when you’re giving people the face (u know the one of pure disdain i love that one)

4. Have you ever made me laugh: nearly every day of my life

5. Have you ever made me mad: u are my unproblematic fav tbh you’re one of the very few ppl i see on a daily basis that i’m never pissed at

6. Best feature: hope you’ve been through so much shit but you’re still such a beautiful person and you’re so funny and compassionate and you’re such a blessing in my eyes

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: we say full homo sometimes does that count

8. You’re my: best friend

9. Name in my phone: wow meatball wow

10. Should you post this too? yes u should